The Itch..withougt a Hitch!!

WARNING:THIS WRITE-UP MAY NOT BE APPLEALING TO SOME STRATA OF PEOPLE, SPECIALLY THE ONES WITH WEAK STOMACHS!!

Well, now that I have given the warning above, I can freely write whatever I want to. Apparently, thats what most Indian movies do. Anyways, Indian movies is a topic I am never ever going to discuss on my blog atleast an if I ever discuss it...it shall be to ridicule them...pure insults!!
Now itching by the dictionary definition says - An irresistable desire to scratch. Very true indeed...and why not..after all its what the dic says(ps:from now on dictionary will be referred to as dic, people with corrupt minds may think whatever they want to!). Human behavior has defintely evolved over generations and itching is a topic which interests and amazes me a lot. Itching can surely happen at lots of places in the human body but only some of them are worth the fun...be it for writing or as a treat(?) to the eyes. Being an engineering student, I've always been taught to categorise and divide information that I am supposed to discuss...so here are the 'strategic' sites of Itching and their varied human responses:

1) Nose: Now this is one of my favourites. Itching in nose may arise due to entangling of nostril hair(this is generally with people blessed with an extraordinary growth of hair at odd places, and I am one of the blessed!), a pair of insects looking of a dark and eerie and place to make out, or just a desire to remove out the muck in the nose(when the muck starts losing moisture, its volume decreases as a result the hair in which it is stuck get pulled creating the itch! I like being scientifically precise in most my discussions! We shall give due respect to the muck by calling it Pixie).
The human brain is a volcano of creativity, oozing out of everywhere. Ergo, we see people doing interesting things. The very civilized ones make their way into the nearby washroom or use a hankerchief. On the other hand, the desperate ones will use the easiest technique. The will use the multipurpose weapon - The Finger. Dig it in, baby!! This infact, reminds me of the Whirlpool advertisement which goes - Oopar niche, aagey pichey, up and down, round and round! Bingo!! Pixie out of the cave, giving way to a satisfied grin.

2) The Groin: One of the most scratched areas! There are two causes for itching in this area: The elastic line of the clothing humans wear(?) to protect their private parts from various external or internal influences (or in one word-underwear) and active Sudoriferous glands(or sweat glands...well, cant do anyting about it!) For the followers of Joey, the second one is 'the most' crucial issue!
The Fingers again play a significant role in this too. Some of them cover their groin with a bag or a newspaper, slip their hand in and go SCRATCH SCRATCH...While others use Itchguard.

3) The Butt-line: Before discussing the causes, I want to make a comment about the after affect of the response. This brings the most...please see...THE MOST satisfying smile on a person's face. Trust me, if you've ever had an itch 'there', you would know! The cause is just one, dryness, so I personally keep a box of White Petrolem Jelly only for this purpose. No dryness=No itch!
The multipurpose weapon jumps in again. Diving into the hyperbolic cavity like a sharp katana blade, it...scratches...and scratches...and yeah...yes...yess....SCRATCHES...!!! AAAAHHHHH... divine relief...!!!

Well, there are other good places to describe like the armpits and the earlobes but I, like all people, have favourites.
So...
Ah, really sorry...my multipurpose weapon was in use bringing the most satisfied smile on my face!!!