For some who want to know it all, the last post was a real-life experience!
I rarely make up stories for subjects which are closest to my heart!
(Or should I use another organ's name! Well, I'll leave it for a few creative minds)
Enjoy :)
Friday, December 22, 2006
Thursday, December 07, 2006
I'm back!!
Beware!
Don't read unless you know ME really well!
Okay, enough of warning..I'm kinda sick of giving them though!
So here I go!
Few facts about Shit and the process involved in doing it:-
1) It always comes when you are driving at 80kmph on a really amazing flyover at 7.15 am. You are 20 minutes away from home.
2) The moment you step into the house, its gone! (Sucked up by some inexplicable and uncontrollable force that has decided to punish you for a crime you committed the previous night, actually two nights back...mmm..well, I think its a mixture!)
3) When you are there in the proper position, it refuses to come out!
4) Once it comes out, the phone rings or there is someone at the door.
5) The moment you go out to get hold of the rascal trying to disturb you in the middle of your holy ceremony, it turns out that the rascal doesn't even know you (Either wrong number or a bunch of kids trying to have some fun with the door bell!!)
6) Coz its winters, by the time you are back, the seat is ice cold again!
7) It refuses to come out again! Gotta do something to please it out!
8) Again, as I said before, as it is winters, the water too is freezing!
9) Somehow, the toilet paper is finished!
10) Yes, I am obsessed. Yes, I gotta go..
Don't read unless you know ME really well!
Okay, enough of warning..I'm kinda sick of giving them though!
So here I go!
Few facts about Shit and the process involved in doing it:-
1) It always comes when you are driving at 80kmph on a really amazing flyover at 7.15 am. You are 20 minutes away from home.
2) The moment you step into the house, its gone! (Sucked up by some inexplicable and uncontrollable force that has decided to punish you for a crime you committed the previous night, actually two nights back...mmm..well, I think its a mixture!)
3) When you are there in the proper position, it refuses to come out!
4) Once it comes out, the phone rings or there is someone at the door.
5) The moment you go out to get hold of the rascal trying to disturb you in the middle of your holy ceremony, it turns out that the rascal doesn't even know you (Either wrong number or a bunch of kids trying to have some fun with the door bell!!)
6) Coz its winters, by the time you are back, the seat is ice cold again!
7) It refuses to come out again! Gotta do something to please it out!
8) Again, as I said before, as it is winters, the water too is freezing!
9) Somehow, the toilet paper is finished!
10) Yes, I am obsessed. Yes, I gotta go..
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Itsy coldy coldy, pappy!
Okay okay, let me face the critics first! (Though I know not many people would be reading this, but just to be on the safe side..)
The title- Yes! I know its pathetic. The reason being that it was derived from my status msg on gtalk, which infact was derived from a spontaneous remark by yours truly when a icy gust of wind caught my face!
The tone- Yeah yeah, very very very very kiddish! Bah, who cares! (btw, pappy=father)
So coming back, today was a good day, great infact. I got up early in the morning and drove at around 80kmph at seven 0 clock in the morning. Sure, there were lots of other events in between my getting up and driving, but I chose not to give the details. For many, 80kmph is not a big deal! But considering the facts that I've not been driving for very long, I ususally never cross (read: not allowed to cross) 60kmph and that my father was sitting beside me in the car reading the newspaper (luckily), I felt rather surprised and satisfied after my odessey (big word for a small thing! Bah, who cares!).
Its cold, real cold, I mean real real cold! And my extremeties are rather sensitive and tend to go numb. By extremeties I mean fingers and toes. Temperatures dropping to over 5 degrees here in Delhi, its best not to come out of your socks and cap! Though I still cant see the fog, smog is everywhere! No sun at any time of the day and light wind blowing throughtout the day, enough to make a chic freeze!
Holy crap! I cant feel my toes, chaa, time to take my feet for a hot water n steam bath! :)
The title- Yes! I know its pathetic. The reason being that it was derived from my status msg on gtalk, which infact was derived from a spontaneous remark by yours truly when a icy gust of wind caught my face!
The tone- Yeah yeah, very very very very kiddish! Bah, who cares! (btw, pappy=father)
So coming back, today was a good day, great infact. I got up early in the morning and drove at around 80kmph at seven 0 clock in the morning. Sure, there were lots of other events in between my getting up and driving, but I chose not to give the details. For many, 80kmph is not a big deal! But considering the facts that I've not been driving for very long, I ususally never cross (read: not allowed to cross) 60kmph and that my father was sitting beside me in the car reading the newspaper (luckily), I felt rather surprised and satisfied after my odessey (big word for a small thing! Bah, who cares!).
Its cold, real cold, I mean real real cold! And my extremeties are rather sensitive and tend to go numb. By extremeties I mean fingers and toes. Temperatures dropping to over 5 degrees here in Delhi, its best not to come out of your socks and cap! Though I still cant see the fog, smog is everywhere! No sun at any time of the day and light wind blowing throughtout the day, enough to make a chic freeze!
Holy crap! I cant feel my toes, chaa, time to take my feet for a hot water n steam bath! :)
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